Buy a condo and get a friggin' turkey!
Gone are the days where the sponsor may pay some of your closing costs, or pay a few months' worth of maintenance. These days, they're so cheap that they'll charge you close to 1,000 psf in the nether regions of Clinton Hill and they'll give you a turkey and a few bottles of wine! Doh!
Kathryn Lilly of Elliman has the listings at 171 Greene - get this : 800 square feet for $745K. For this price, they'd better give you a year's worth of turkeys.